Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Towns Built:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5298	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	161	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.