Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Void Armor Forged:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	704243	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1582	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	717	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Animals Bred:	105	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!