Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Thunder Towny

Survival

Come join Thunder’s Towny today! This server is aiming to be a chill community to relax and have fun with your friends. Build a town, form allies with nations, trade in game items. Use any building style you’d like, we can showcase them in our discord!

We are going to be adding:

-Player Shops -Auction House -Server events -Server crates -Server perks -Website -Server map

Come help us grow the community!

Join our Discord: discord.gg/gtCT7jEc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

All in the Mined

The server is wiping on February 28th. A new map will be generated and playable on that date.

All in the Mined (AITM), is a SMP server focused on PvP, towns and economy. You can join a town and help people by building, mining, farming, killing, etc. Or you can create your own town and invite people which will help you to keep your town alive. When you reach a high amount of residents, you can create more towns and group them with a nation. There’s also a peaceful area called spawn. There are no mobs spawning and pvp is disabled. In spawn, you can : trade “safely” (scams are not monitored), buy and sell items. You will also find an arena which will hold mob and pvp events. This is a brief summary of some features. On top of all this, we have the staff team. Mature, dedicated and over 2 years of experience in the Minecraft field, they know how to help and how to solve a lot of problems in Minecraft effectively.

For more information, please visit our website at http://www.aitmsrv.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EPICRAFT

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the original Minecraft community – Online since 2011 and thriving with active staff, a solid player base and contemporary survival. Towny, Mcmmo, Progressive Ranks and much more. Join now at ip play.epicraft.com.au

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	565

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Spleef Legeends

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This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Endless Horizons Survival

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ores Mined:	6477
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4545
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	7982
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.