Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Animals Bred:	122
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9692	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	9438
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.