Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DodgyCraft

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3689
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VumCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8976
Farms Harvested:	339	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	590	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	687	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.