Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	299	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1484	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2963

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	653	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5806	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CakeMC

Vanilla

Offical Minecraft Server of CakeForceUK We need players! We have plugins such as: uCars uPlanes Brewing Deadbolt! Mob Arena Chairs! Beheaded – Get the players head when you kill them! Pets!

We can WorldGuard your builds on request. When you vote, you will be rewarded! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	198	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.