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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 981 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?
we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.
so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.
