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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Dimension Hops: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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