so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Farms Harvested: 570
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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