so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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