so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY