NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ores Mined:	1962
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Potions Brewed:	95
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9612	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	845
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Animals Bred:	141	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	834

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ores Mined:	8423	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4375
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	90	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036