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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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