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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7517 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.