NukeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7991	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8063	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7964
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	606111	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	281825	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Potions Brewed:	122

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

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join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2