Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 685 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7191 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 506626
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6535
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 513567
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6124 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4653 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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