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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Zombie Dances: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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