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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 264
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Animals Bred: 191 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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