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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Secret Passages Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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