Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5163 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Farms Harvested: 551
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Potions Brewed: 128
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8795
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Star Shards Collected: 273
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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