so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3304
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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