Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Crops Grown: 5778
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

    License to Mine: Undoc Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Links

    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6690 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Crops Grown: 7000

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Animals Bred: 57 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 440729
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4540
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Animals Bred: 165
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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