| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3476 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3453 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1946 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1895 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 970 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2651 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 232 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4735 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8975 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4716 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4925 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5815 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 750 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 145 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4309 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4242 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Farms Harvested: | 271 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4564 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 16122 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 282 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2108 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 57 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
