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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1751 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4352 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!