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Players: 104/600 Votes: 430
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Animals Bred: 133
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dimension Hops: 12
Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7607
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
Dragons Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

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  • BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8820
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magic Items Found: 1403 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

    Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

    So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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  • CraftySocialAddict

    CraftySocialAddict
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6017
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6362 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

    So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

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  • PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

    PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 738
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Votes: 9615
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4944
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Votes: 9691 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1013
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Online Mode No cracked accounts supported
    Version Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Weekly Events Yes
    Monthly Expansions Yes

    FAQ

    What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

    • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
    • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
    • Optional Proximity Chat feature
    • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
    • No pay-to-win donations
    • Active staff support

    What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

    • Respectful adult community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Long-term community acceptance

    Server Details

    • IP: play.boredommc.com
    • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    • Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
    • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

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  • Love Crafted World 1.20.6

    Love Crafted World 1.20.6
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6167
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

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  • OffDayzMinecraftSMP

    OffDayzMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2864
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6357
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 258731
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Votes: 1554 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2296
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 932
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7787
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 794
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining
    Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    Wiki Allows players to start their own lore
    War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

    Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5310
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6378
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3954 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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  • SneakySMPPlayer

    SneakySMPPlayer
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9096
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ores Mined: 1975 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

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