Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6786 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AdelCraft

    AdelCraft

    AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 3615
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Animals Bred: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 116 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2552 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Farms Harvested: 213

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Items Found: 8318
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ores Mined: 3388 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4350 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2459 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 123
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dimension Hops: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dimension Hops: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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