Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5025	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4705
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	242
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	906384	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

343 industries, A New Dawn, Halo, Halo Studios, master chief, Minecraft, Server, Xbox

HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4685	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!