Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Villages Defended: 11 Void Armor Forged: 12
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9115

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 106 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9599
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5115
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Potions Brewed: 172
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Farms Harvested: 604 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 186
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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