Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Gods Slained: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9230 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6362 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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