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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7710 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3448 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.