NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4024	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4455	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	5769

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.