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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3341 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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