Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Villages Defended: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Emeralds Found: 9888

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 7426

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Dimension Hops: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 2483
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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