NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8238
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9708
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Potions Brewed:	169	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8459	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5160
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2741	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5