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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 257819 |
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