NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 New Chunks Explored: 182550
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Farms Harvested: 169 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Emeralds Found: 9904 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Ores Mined: 3970
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 298
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 171 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 136 Endless Night Skies: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 449407 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 7633

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7728 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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