NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9944 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1754 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3690 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7866
    Potions Brewed: 170 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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