NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 210 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Crops Grown: 8213 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1135 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Gods Slained: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1905 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 6978 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7931 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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