NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchantments Applied:	104
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	919264
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6864
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	285	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	925	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6274	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDifferences

Best Friend, characteristics, contrasting opinions, contrasting traits, CraftyDifferences, Differences, differing values, distinctiveness, diverse personalities, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, individual strengths, Individuality, personal differences, Personal preferences, personal quirks, Personality, relationships, unique perspectives, unique qualities, varied interests

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineMagic Minecraft server

adequate audience, Behavior, CONTENT, Development, donation, Dungeons, Events, Evolving, Journey, messenger, Minecraft, MineMagic, Modes, new servers, ONLINE, Plugins, programmer, Punishments, Server, Support, Telegram

The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.