| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1431 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8575 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8998 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7223 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3893 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4636 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7219 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5982 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 116 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Votes: | 9489 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9376 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4440 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5295 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3392 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5468 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7766 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1774 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 821 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
