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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1542 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8749 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 128 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8459 |
Farms Harvested: | 605 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!