NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3930	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1087

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	New Chunks Explored:	538136
Enchantments Applied:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4635

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	7082
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.