NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Towns Built:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	178	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	5447
Animals Bred:	165	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	6548	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!