NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	6875	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	6856
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Libton-Craft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	378	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crops Grown:	9913
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).