NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	385
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2304
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	4340
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4393
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DreamCrafters

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

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Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyPutin2021

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so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	8438	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.