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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7261 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
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