Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	1250	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	6382	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Animals Bred:	184	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crops Grown:	2369	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	5841	Star Shards Collected:	224
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2525

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Items Found:	8311
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.