NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	888	Enchantments Applied:	287
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1658
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	239	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	572
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!