NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4496	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Villages Defended:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	2582	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7306
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8955	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Farms Harvested:	807	Emeralds Found:	7615
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6579	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.