NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Players Killed by Monsters:	9496	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	1589	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4943	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8341

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2378	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2497
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	349347

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

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Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!